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dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

by SkΕ«Ε‚Ε‚ May 26, 2021

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My name is Olly

When somebody called Olly tells you their name

"Hi! My name is Olly!"

by mynameisolly September 21, 2020

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My name a Jeff

dead meme.

Teacher, β€œWhat is your name?”
New Student, β€œ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*

by TheAllKnowingBeings February 15, 2018

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My name is Yoshikage Kira

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself

Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020


why is my name red

Something you say in among us when you're bored as hell and don't feel like playing. It's always pink who says it.

Red: GREEN SUS
Blue: YELLOW KILLED CYAN AND VENTED
Brown: RED FAKED HIS MED BAY SCAN
Green: BLUE WAS NEAR THE BODY
Yellow: ORANGE SUS HE'S NOT TALKING
Pink: why is my name red
*White was not the impostor

1 impostor remains

by A4775 October 11, 2020


My name is Yoshikage Kira

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020


Hi my name is AAAAAHHHHH

This is when you feel like screaming but you also want to introduce your name.

Teacher: Hi what is your name?
me: hi my name is AAAAAHHHHH
Class and Teacher: *Shocked*
Principal: We will be closing the school forever because this person is super cool

by InfinitySleepYT April 18, 2022