The smallest thing on the fucking earth
I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
If anyone is confused and wants to know about your penis you simply say "ask me about my penis"
Hey bro ask me about my penis, well what's there to ask about your penis I can't say anything when it's down my throat