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She said she wanted to shove something up my ass, but I told her that was nfl
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Where fat gay men in spandex get paid to slap each other on the buttocks in what is mostly refered to as fake football
Let's join the nfl so we can score some indabutt after the gay-me
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League where a bunch of guys plan for days just to run plays that lasts 5 seconds and they are getting paid millions of dollars just to do it then they bitch about how they aren't making enough money when they are getting paid $10 million a year. If you want to see real football watch a soccer game where the players are much better athletes that can keep running for 90 straight minutes and not stop after 5 seconds just to do the same thing all over again.
Guy 1: Did you se the interview with Ty Law after the NFL game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but all he did was complain about how he wants more money so he can pay for another mansion and private jet
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a group of friends that hang out together that a bad ass niggas that hate the shit out of niggers and will do just about anything to kill them... they use the terms dumbass, bitch,fucking A, fucking right, fucking shit and cunt waffle freely towards eachother and espically toward other people... they will beat the shit out of anybody and no body can stand in their way to geting what they want and if you do " it sounds like a personal problem" fucking bitch... they are Niggas For Life
the NFL's are bad ass i heard they beat the shit out of some nigger...
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a sport that faggots watch cause they think running around kicking a turd from some faggot's fatass is a sport and makes them tough, watch nascar thats a real sport. they arent afraid to die. they want that 4,250,000,000 when they win the championship. football dosent get nothing but a dime when they win there gay ass crappy easy championship.
shut up you wannabe badass before i say something meaner!
madden:well its 2006 now, and it looks like football is barely famous now that nascar is the #1 sport in america. looks like there are only five people in the grandstands tonight!!! i think ill go get drunk and then buy me a some tough actin tanactin on the way. remember tough actin tanactin is our only sponser cuz dem nascar freekkzzz hogged um all! you're on the football channel where we show football 24/7 cause we got kicked off the Fox station.
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after the age of eighteen, if your still jobless, your known as a nfl. nota for life. you aint got no money.
dang she bout to be 18 wit no money, she gon be a nfl.
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The feeling you get the morning or day after your football team lost their match. Usually consists of feeling like crap all day and being quite arrogant towards others.
Oh man, The Colts lost to the Pats yesterday, I have the worst NFL Hangover.
Jesse: Why is Brent being such a douche today?
Cam: The Seahawks lost, he has an NFL Hangover...
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