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Non-Possessional Snobbery, expressing negativity regarding an object currently considered nouveau chic or current nerdity without having actually purchased or viewed the object.
Jack: hey dude, have you seen this movie?
John: No, it sucks.
Jill: Sounds like NPS
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Acronym for "No Problem, Glad I Could Help". Popular among the youths (and certain scrum masters), np gich is used for when just saying 'no problem' is not nearly as polite as you would like it to be. Best when used in emails and teams chats to unsuspecting millennial co-workers.
Person 1: "Thanks for letting me borrow your car to go skiing at Mt. Snow this weekend"
Person 2: "np gich"
A problem so gangsta that you best be busting out your pocket non-deterministic turing machine to solve. No pimp should be caught solving problems in anything slower than polynomial time. That just ain't right.
Carl: Yo momma is SO FAT, determining her weight is NP-Complete!
Gary: ... What?
Carl: BURN!
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Phrase: textspeak. Acknowledgement of thanks; short for "no problem, mate."
See: np, m8.
<User 1> thx for the assist User 2
<User 2> np m8
What you yell in a room full of computer and math geeks to get their attention
P=NP ! now that I have your attention...
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The ensuing chaos when an organisations leadership team receives a lower than expected Net Promoter Score.
Characterised by outpourings of blame, finger-pointing and clutching at straws.
"I tried to walk into the boardroom but the whole leadership team was right in the middle of an NPS Meltdown. Bill from Accounting had pissed his pants, Randy from Marketing was hyperventilating and while Jane from Customer Service looked like she was about to dive out the window!"
top tier discordian , probably the most known person on discord known for being a god.
guy: bro no way np#0001 is in chat
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