dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.

"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."

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nibbin on the nubbins

A very annoying and obnoxious way for a husband to describe breastfeeding.

"Oh, excuse me, I didn't realize the baby was nibbin on the nubbins"

"If you call it nibbin on the nubbins one more time you're sleeping on the couch!"

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Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

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Frodo nubbins

to describe a person who retains the characteristics of a complete nubcake, or someone who is an utter newbie, n00b, nub or lameass........

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1 joo sux0rz! joo are teh l337 n00b!!!! kekeke joo are frodo nubbins!!!1111one

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Nubbin Snubbed

When a female prevents a fellow female from being plunged. Lady equivalent of a 'cock block.'

"Jeff was going to smash my crotch in but then Tracy told him I was on my period and totally nubbin snubbed me"

USB Nubbin

A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.

I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.

nubbin lovin

The type of affection given to or received from dogs with only a nub as a tail.

My doberman is so happy to see me when I get home from school, so he gives me some nubbin lovin.

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