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another way to say balls...
just funnier.
"That jackass kicked me in the nad bag."
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1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)
Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.
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Stands for "little old lady in no apparent distress". An elderly female patient who has retained her mental faculties and who has nothing medically wrong with her. Different than a gomer.
We need to get that LOL in NAD out of the hospital before she gets sick.
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A Seemingly impossible freak of nature. As rare as a doe with nads.
"Did you see Michelle's baby? Its so ugly, its such a doe-nad!"
The hand used to rub and tug on your gonads while wanking your cock with the other.
I beat off with my right hand. My lefty used to just sit bone idle till I made it my nad hand.
Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.
I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.
When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.
My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.
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spidermans testicles
pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse
my arach-nads are tingling.
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