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Your Nan

A gigantic cunt who sucks cock and gobbles testicles, probably got cancer too.

Person 1: “Fuck you!”
Person 2: “you’re just like your nan

by Edgar Alan Poe October 14, 2021

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nans

Short for "Not a nice shot", commonly used is games where someone misses

He's nansed it for sure.

by aspc0re May 18, 2005

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Your Nan

A joke like Yo Mama, expect fitted around to mainly suit the English people, meaning Your (correct grammar) and Nan which is commonly used by the Brits/English community. Originated from an Asian (brown) who just randomly said it to someone. Can be used as a substitute for the more meaner 'Yo Mama'. As you can tell from the grammar, this was written by a Brit.

Person 1: Yo Mama's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Duuuudddee
Person 1: Oh right, sorry. Your Nan's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Betterrr

Boy 1: OI! I did your Nan last night!
Boy 2: My Nan's dead...
Boy 1: She wasn't last night!

by yxeshctib November 29, 2013

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Ur Nan

A shite joke about your nan

guy 1: ur nan
guy 2: shut the hell up

by Dumbbbbb boiiiii October 31, 2018

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NaN (Not a Number)

NaN (Not a Number) often shows in a programm, when theres a error with the number (you entered).

1.) Its NaN (Not a Number), please try again.

2.) *types in "50x40x50".* *Computer has an Error.* *Shows "NaN x NaN x Nan" instead.*

by WoomyGames55 October 7, 2023


gay nan

A grandmother who likes to get the succ from those with two X chromosomes

Shes such a gay nan

by Non tu April 20, 2018


Nan conversation

A monotonous, uninspiring conversation in the style typically had by two elderly women pulling granny trolleys along a cul-de-sac in Weston-Supermare on an overcast day.

I can't go on another date again, he has no personality and we just end up having "Nan conversation":

Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?

Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.

Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.

Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?

Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.

Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.

Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?

Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?

Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.

Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.

by nanna_jayne March 1, 2023