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The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.
Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."
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A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.
Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
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Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.
"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room.
Hence, Vagina Napkin.
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The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being
"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"
"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"
"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"
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A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.
Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.