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On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.
🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!
Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
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April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.
Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend
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Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉
Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!
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On Friday April 19th find a Caitlin preferably someone you know well ,get a private room and do what you do best.
Find a Caitlin and fuck her its “National Fuck A Caitlin Day”
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Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14
i cant im hanging with my girl
dude thats stupid
nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
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it’s the annual day of dog fucking. usually done at family bbqs as a family event or can be done in solitary.
AYE JIM YOU REDNECK SUMBITCH YOU DONE THE DOG FUCKING YET? WAIT ON ME IM PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON. national dog fucking day.
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