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National suck your mother day

June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day

Mother
Yes sweetie

Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son

Love you mother

Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies

by Mymilfmom May 24, 2023


National Suck Some Penis Day

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022


National suck Brians dick day

This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th

Get on your knees for him

National suck brians dick day

by Reallandy June 27, 2019

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National suck mommy milkers day

National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory

On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤

How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!

by Sexy Ally 😫😫😫😫 June 21, 2021

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National suck some dick day

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !

Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020

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National Suck Averys Dick Day

October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free

U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?

by allahlovr69 October 21, 2019

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National Suck Cheko's dick day

It's in the title Sucker

You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day

by Cheko6969 April 12, 2018

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