September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day
Mother
Yes sweetie
Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son
Love you mother
Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies
This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th
Get on your knees for him
National suck brians dick day
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National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory
On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤
How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!
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An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
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October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free
U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?
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You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day
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