Naval or nave is an offensive term of "dumbass" naval can be used if theyr is a second offense after used in a sentance and nave can be used as a single swear.
A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
When a face has been blown off and looks like a gaping hole of a belly button.
He's got a case of the 'naval face'.
When two men on a water bed try to nut on each other, the first one to land a nut on the wins.
I gotta get cleaned up, Johny and I had an Intense Naval Battle.
1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
The act of holding a hit of marijuana in the lungs until there is no smoke present when exhaled.
I Navaled it so that the room would not smell of smoke.