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Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.
If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.
Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.
You going on another date with Tony?
I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.
The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.
Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.
Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.
The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
Rolls of fat that are exposed when a fat girl wears a belly shirt and it is mashed up to look like cleavage, much like a fuva
Tim: Aw man look at that girl with the muffin top.
Jeff: Damn that is some naval cleavage!