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a small town in the Panhandle of Nebraska...the square part on the west end of the state. Traditionally filled with a lot of nothing, and some awesome people. This town breeds alcoholics, tobacco addicts, and hard workers. Currently going through the baby boom of 2009.
Everyone-Where the hell are you from?
Me-Hemingford, Nebraska
Everyone-Where?
Me-Hemingford, you fucker, the coolest place ever!
Everyone-Hmmm, never heard of it.
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A little internet company in some little city called Bellevue in Nebraska. No, they dont ride cows to school and yes they are actually good with computers. They are the future of geek.
Dude, that company Nebraska Geek is awesome!
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HELL ON EARTH, A Magnet, A Force that draws people in but doesnt let them leave. Full of degenerate retards that think they're tough shit but dont realize they live in a town population of 8,000. DO NOT COME HERE!!! CARHEINGE ISNT THAT COOL!!!
18 years old living in Alliance Nebraska, "Yeah time to get the fuck out of here!" 21 years old, "Why the fuck am i still here?"
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A town that dwells in the southeast corner in the state of Nebraska. It is usually known for Arbor Day. When coming across this town, you might experience jacked-up trucks with Tapout shirt wearing drivers hootin/hollerin Hinder, Nickelback, & Buckcherry & anything else mainstream of that nature. These Tapout shirt-wearing rednecks typically know nothing about mma & sport "cliche" tribal tattoos & backwards hats. The female population there is typically the same.
Matt: Hey bro, wanna go drink beer on the river outside of Nebraska City?
Dylan: Yeah, lemme go get my Tapout shirt & Nickelback cd first though.
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1. The plant Cannabis Ruderalis, which has far less THC content than its' cousins Cannabis Sativa (brown bud) and Cannabis Indica (green bud). Grows wild throughout the Midwest.
2. Any weed that fails to get the smoker high.
"Hey Buddy... that weed you sold me was Nebraska No-High!"
<gunfire>
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Lincoln Ne. is a great place to live full of friendly people. WE ARE NOT HICKS!!!!! and we are NOT jesus freaks either. nor are the public schools religious, no one cares if you don't got to a church.
lincoln nebraska is the capital city and about 50 miles from omaha
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A small town of 143 people in the middle of nowhere. The town has two churches, an animal feed store, a gas station, a farm equipment store, and nothing else. There are nine children in the town, so if you don’t like someone you’re gonna have a pretty hard time avoiding them. The town is surrounded by corn fields to the North, East, West, South. Some theorize the only reason people actually live in such a barren wasteland is that the corn refuses to let them leave.
“Oh, she’s from a town in the middle of nowhere.”
“Oconto Nebraska?”
“Yeah”