Need a Frosty

v. - To be grouchy enough to warrant a walk to the nearest Wendy's and have your friends buy you a Frosty in an attempt to help you feel better. Usually displayed by pouty chipmunk cheeks.

Look at Nick's pouty chipmunk cheeks. He's gonna need a Frosty after the football game.

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Social Needs

The habitual need to engage in social media communications as an unconscious attempt for validation of social acceptance. A type of obsessive compulsive disorder most likely rooted in childhood trauma or parental neglect.

"Man she updates her profile like 20 times a day!" "Yeah I heard she's social needs, just hit it n quit it"

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It Needs the Umlaut

Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.

"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"

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I Need It

A popular saying among stoners that cannot just be said, it must be yelled. It is usually said when speaking of weed or any other type of drug, but can also be used for anything that someone truely craves.

Jeff: Man, my hook up can get us an ounce of dank for only 60 fuckin dollars!

DMS: OH MY GOD! I NEEEEEED IT!

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need for weed

that urge a true stoner gets after more than two hours of not being high as balls

"Damn dude that was some good herb."

"Yeah man but I don't know if im done yet."

"Fuck bro, you must really have the need- the need for weed!"

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Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

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I Need That

When a girl (or guy) says this it usually means "I need sex." or "I need dick." etc. etc. etc. etc...

basically another way of saying you want to fuck someone. :)

enjoy.

cait: "I need that."
doug: "me too, i'll be over in a few."
cait: "bring a condom!"

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