A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.
Person 1: Hey is that a Not Neil
Person 2: My god it is. DEPLOY THE TROOPS.
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A fat shit, that stays home all day and complains about his wife, is know to break up with you and date your sister. And takes steroids Daily.
Neil aka I fucked yo Bitch
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Rashiβs boyfriend. Thatβs it.
Girl one: omg who is that
Girl two: Neil
Girl one: ohhhhh rashiβs man
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a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.
13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"
" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
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Neil is when you pretend to have an illness to stay off school and play xbox all day, the worst case of Neil is by Neil who took over a month off to play Cod: Black Ops. Anyone who has Neil should be stoned to death by HankBadger
Me(Legend)"whats wrong with Neil?"
HankBadger(Dick)" He's Got A Bad Case Of The Neil, Going To Have Stone Him."
Lois"OWWWW!"
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Sexy charming funny but the biggest creep u evr met
u hate him n love him at the same time, its hard to explain but its just how you feel
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