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A mountain town in western New Hampshire as stereotypically redneck as anywhere in the South. Home of Ruger Firearms, hence the town is militantly pro-gun. Rebel flags are even an occasional sight. The local barbershop on the corner of Sunapee St. and Main St. is called Git R Cut, since the town is proud of it's Redneck label. Classy middle class homes are located across from white trash dwellings, and everyone seems to get along. Drunks are all over this town, but fortunately the heroin addicts and such are all nestled privately on Laurel St. and the surrounding environs, especially Cross Street. Lifted trucks are also quite common to see. Many residents are classic inbreds.
North Newport, the rich area located in the woods, still habors some run down houses and farms.
Newport is an upscale shithole in disguise. Despite the description, it is a pleasant area to live. Low crime rate, friendly folks. And the Country Kitchen restaurant has great biscuits and gravy.
"I gotta head into Newport, New Hampshire to see what's in stock at Rody's Gun Shop."
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This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.
Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.
Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!
He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.
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A small town in northern New Hampshire full of idiots who think they are lawyers.
Fuck I have court next week and I need a Lawyer! Good thing I know some trailer park trash in Colebrook New Hampshire next to the dairy farm!
The largest "city" in New Hampshire. Manchester has an excess of pubs, Catholic churches (due to large French Canadian, Irish, Italian, and Lebanese ancestry), obsolete old mills, and drugs. Much like nearby Nashua, Manchester was a prominent commercial center back in the day which has now become a ghetto. French is the town's unofficial-official language due to illegal immigration from Quebec. Girls are ultra-trashy and most young men are known to have four kids with three different women. About one fourth of the Central graduating class goes to Manchester CC with another fourth going to Hesser and another going to the UNH Manchester campus. Cheap drugs such as ecstasy and meth are easily available on Hayward Street.
Despite all of this, Manchester becomes the center of the world's attention during the New Hampshire primaries. It isn't unusual to be harassed by campaigners whilst walking down the sidewalk.
Manchester, New Hampshire = Boston's ugly step-sister, Nashua's barely prettier cousin
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A hick little town in the middle of no where (new hampshire) The population of about....7 including 3 cows and 2.5 chickens. They say there is a boy their called BIRDMAN a kid is called this because his nostrils are flaired and he contains birdlike symptons. They say he flys around at night crowing like a bird. All in all nobody likes chester.
"Hey wanna hang in chester new hampshire"?
" no i have to shit first".
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Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,
Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.
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Franklin , Also known a skanklin . But it's much better than Winniscum(Winnisquam) && Screwfound(Newfound) . Although Franklin people aren't that smart , They have a extremely dominating softball team . Their cheerleaders are amazing && They all live on welfare . Franklin also has an exceeded amount of drugs .
On April 6, 2010 there was a Meth Lab in Franklin , New Hampshire .
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