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1.Nathaniel Newton (born December 20, 1961 in Orlando, Florida) is a former American football offensive lineman in the NFL who played for the Dallas Cowboys (1986–1998) and the Carolina Panthers (1999).
On November 4, 2001 police in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, found 213 lb of marijuana in his white van. Five weeks later, he was caught with 175 lb of marijuana on Interstate 45. He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison
2.Can also mean to get busted with 100lb+ amount of weed
Which weighs more Nathan Newton or the weed he got busted with?
Answer: The weed by 20 lbs (Nate Weighs 368lbs)
The earned moniker of Cam Newton, currently Auburn University's starting quarterback.
Due to the uncovering of claims and possible evidence in events later in the 2010-2011 football season, there is the possibility that Cam "The Scam" Newton may fall short of the Heisman Trophy, or he will win it and have it removed a la Reggie Bush.
It has been speculated, and possibly proven in future events, that Newton is playing for pay. His father, Cecil Newton, is the primary negotiator in the Cam Scam and since he was the baby daddy, he decided how much his son was worth. Kenny Rogers , a former player at Mississippi State (one of the schools Cam went out to sell his goods), said the senior Newton mentioned it would take between 100,000 and 180,000 to solicit his son's skills to the school. Apparently Auburn gave more.
The Cam Scandal has been big collegiate sports news because of Newton's impressive record on the field, leading Auburn to a top rank in the BCS standing and a great possibility of winning the national title. The issue is that soliciting a player for any sort of compensation is in violation of the NCAA rules and will result in punitive action to both the player and the school involved.
Will probably end up becoming the next JaMarcus Russell.
MSU- We will miraculously place 170,000 dollars into your bank account if your son signs here.
Cecil Newton- Auburn gonna buy my boy for deuce.
Cecil Newton- Everyone, welcome to Sunday service, I would like to thank Mr. Bob Lowder and Mr. Jimmy Rane for their generous offering to our collection plate this Sunday. Jesus will be glad to know that I will give the church its fair share of 3% to buy some paint for the mailbox and the men's bathroom. Praise Jesus, you are good to me, blessing me with a son worth a lot of money...Hallelujah, can I get an amen...
I need a witness brothas and sistas!!! I feeeel the spirit.
Scam Newton
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A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody.
Dude you're such a Fig Newton!
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The principal of Kahler Middle School. He has the small boy genes and the big gay.
"Report to the office now for being a bad boy" ~ Kenneth Newton
"NEVER!" ~ Caleb Ayi
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Describing the swinging action of at least 2 men's testicles as the slap against each other during anal sex.
They were at it so hard that their balls' were bouncing like a Newton's Cradle.
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When one grabs a persons testicles from behind and lifts them up and makes them fall forward
My balls hurt i just got a wang newton from Zach Brown
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AKA "The Mearns"
An affluent (for Scotland) dormitory suburb of Glasgow. Home to nouveau riche, intellectually bankrupt non-entities with delusions of grandeur. Has three high schools, pupils of which aspire to study advanced knitting at Laughside College or socio-cultural analysis of teen vampire fiction with fashion blogging and "business" at Glasgow "Cannae" University.
Often hard working, successful parents find themselves shunned by their children after they fail to affect a Mearnsy accent. The children will, however, still require insurance on the Porche Cayenne and a non-job in the family business.
It also contains much of Scotland's Jewish population, leaving it only 98% white Scottish protestant.
I would never leave Newton Mearns for the West end, full of pretentious snobs. Also, my mother's here...
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