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You're not quite sure why you got this car. It's tiny, it has moderately decent mpg, and it's first gear is impressive, but besides that, you could do better. It serves its purpose moderately well, by getting you to work or serving as your pizza delivery vessel. For those with a hint of balldrop, there is a 2.5l turbo version, but even then, meh. It serves its purpose. Barely.
"DUDE... I JUST BOUGHT A NISSAN SENTRA"
"Cool."
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A perfect guy, nissan fachler is like what happend if an angel had sex with a godess he is good at everything and know every thing he thinks he is a god .but nobody knows for sure
Stop it you are not
Nissan Fachler stop thinking you're the best
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Often looses 4wd ability midway through a camping trip to the beach and has to be towed along with the camper out by a real 4wd
"Hey mate my Nissan patrol has lost 4wd and i keep getting bogged in the sand."
Its ok i'll hook your patrol and your camper up to my real 4wd "the challenger" and tow you out of the sand
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a sporty front engine, rear drive coupe produced by Nissan, built in Japan and sold in the US. It is made up of two generations, the S13 and the S14.
1989-1990 S13 "Zenki" has a KA24E 2.4L SOHC I-4
1991-1994 S13 "Chucki" upgraded to a KA24DE 2.4L DOHC I-4, which remained until the car was discontinued
1995-1996 S14b "Zenki"
1997-1998 S14a "Kouki" (facelift)
In it's stock form, a 240sx is not very fast (The Z32 300zx TT is faster, as well as the A32 Maxima) but it is a good platform for performance upgrades.
Popular modifications include swapping out the KA24DE for a SR20DE, which is used in the Japanese version of the 240sx. Adding a turbo is also common. However, the best 240sx modification is the LSx swap. This consists of replacing the stock nissan drivetrain with a General Motors LS1 smallblock V8 and Borg-Warner T-56 transmission. This brings the 240sx from a sports car to a race car.
Wow, look at that nissan 240sx - it's pretty quick and stylish!
My friend's nissan 240sx has coilovers and has very good handling.
Why is that nissan 240sx running a 10 second quarter mile? Oh, he's got a turbo LS2 in it and drag slicks, that's why.
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Absolute pieces of junk that are always pulled out by either the mighty landcruiser or the lux
The day my mate bought a Nissan 4x4 was the day he swapped his penis for a vagina.
Nissan Nick is one of a kind. He is smart, funny and seriously hot. Everything he does is holy and he was blessed by baby Jesus himself. Nissan Nick adored and simped for by every girl in the world. He is said to be the most chad person ever, renowned by anyone with common sense.
He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.
He is truly the only real GOAT.
"Ohmigod! Nissan Nick is simply the hottest guy ever!!!"
Unknowingly to the American general public, the Cube was the original small boxy car, as it was introduced in 1998, quite contrary to the Scion xB ad,"The Original." It is quite the cute little rounded box, with a really peppy 4-Cylinder, an optional 5-speed manual, and a really really spacious interior for it's size. It comes in many different-from-usual colors, such as Moss Green, Caribbean Blue, and Bitter Chocolate. The wrap-around rear window is actually not really that much of a help in terms of vision, though. It can come with a Bose stereo system with two tweeters, six speakers, and a sub woofer. The little things in the interior are cool, too: The little bungees on the doors to hold things on, the cup holder in front of the A/C vent, the interior lighting, the light-up kick plates that say Cube, the ripple-shaped theme, the perfectly shaped seats, the aestheticness of everything, etc....
To sum it all up, It's the best (small) car ever.
Joe: I got a Nissan Cube, It rocks!
Billy Bob: nuh uhh, the Scion xB is so much cooler, duhhhhhh......
Joe: Mine came first, and it is so much faster!
Billy Bob: ....... ok.
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