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A man with a penis so big that you can mistake it with the following... (football, gatorade bottle, meat loaf, baby's arm)
claudia: "I was fuckin this guy the other day and his dick was so big my baby just walked out... he sounded like Arnold Shewarzenegger and he was screaming IM GIRTH BOY!!" Exs 2. " cleadis: "I fucked this girl so hard the other day that after I got done fucking her I threw a football at her pussy and her pussy caught it like Randy Moss."
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A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.
"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
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"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."
Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.
Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.
It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.
Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”
When a mans flatulence moves forward instead of back or straight out the cheeks and causes his genitals to vibrate
"Man this leather seat just made me have a girth-quake"
When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.
Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"
THE GIRTH KING THIS NIGGA IS INSANEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE KILLED 15 DUDES WITH A WHIP OF HIS DICK! HE SAVED MY LIFE 50 TIMES! THIS DUDE IS A HERO HE SAVE 69 KIDS FROM A BURING HOSPITAL@@!@!!!
BUT AT THE SAME TIME HES FUCKING INSANRFBSD HE ATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDS CATS!!! ALL 27 OF THEM!1!+!
HE LOVES LEAB
GUY 1 "YO ITS GIRTH KING"
GUY1'S GIRFREND "IM SORRY BABE I GOTTA GET THE GIRTH"
GUY1 "DAMN"