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In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose
If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting
Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself
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Some stupid bullshit for weebs which should be nuttin November
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You can nut within this month, just as long as its the day of your birthday in this month.
November 1st is the beginning of No Nut November and it's my bday so i can finally nut
Friends: Happy Birthday!
Me: Now I can nut bitch
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When the nut was plentiful,
when the nut was tender
because I'm fasting from the nut,
I go outside to clear my mind
but I see a nut tree,
I see nuts of every kind
And so I being to wonder
if fasting from the nut is a blunder
should I just go crazy?
should I release the thunder?
But oh, no!
I made a bet that I could resist the nut
and I am not about it!
Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.
A week left in my journey
for the nut I am yearning.
The nut will not bug me,
I'm not a roly poly
I am a man, the nut will not control me.
So December comes blooming,
blooming like a daisy.
Best believe, night of December;
your boy is going crazy.
“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”
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It’s October 31, the cum is protruding
The darkness of No Nut November is blooming
I go to the bathroom, for one last time
Before I am tortured, and lose my mind
I lock the door, and go on Incognito
And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto
I may go crazy, even insane
But No Nut November isn’t a game
I accept the challenge with open arms
And stop watching the videos — all rated R
‘Tis the last day of this terrible month
The torture and pain was all too much
As November fleats, you bast believe,
When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat
Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho
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A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.
It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.
Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?
Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.
Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.
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A one-time replacement for No Nut November in order to save the amazon rainforest
Guy 1: you heard about Pornhub planting a tree for every 100 vids watched?
Guy 2: yeah, No Nut November is being switched to Nuke Nut November to save the amazon rainforest
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