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When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.
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From the beginning
I had to do the project from scratch.
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A term used by tough people who are severally wounded but want to maintain there tough image.
Hey you just flew out the window after the car crash and your head is cracked open
It's okay tis but a scratch.
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Incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. Usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. Sometimes not even they can read it after a while. The writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.
"Dude what the fuck did you write here?! I can't read this damn chicken scratch worth shit!"
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When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.
" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"
A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
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When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.
My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.
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