i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"

I'd App That

The desire to have an iPhone application.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see that new iPhone application?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd App That."

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I'd tap that

The phrase "I'd tap that" is slang, used to express the sex appeal of another. Often this phrase is used sarcastically, when the referenced chick is beat (ugly).

"Damn, look at those tits!" "I'd tap that!"
"Holy shit that chick is beat!" "LOL I'd tap that."

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i'd hate to

A phrase used to 'rub stuff in' made popular by a young scholar from St Michaels On Wyre back in the naughties.

'I'd hate to have not plugged my guitar in...'

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I'd stand on it

To act of wanting to have sexual relations with person of interest.

Bro you see that chick?!
Yeah dude, "I'd stand on it."

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I'd Kidnap That

Noun: Someone so hot, you'd kidnap and have sex with them.

Damn, that girl was so how I'd Kidnap That.

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I'd Beat

To Have Sexual relations with, To make love to in a rough and dirty way.

Kyle: That girl is hot, I would fuck her.
Trevor: Yeah i'd beat
Kyle: Fo sho

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