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1: A word which is fortunate enough to have a multitude of definitions, the most simplistic of which being: not bent.
For example if you are currenly indluging yourself in sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex whilst reading this, you are evidently bent. Who reads dictionaries whilst fucking? If you are not currently participating in the prestated activity you are most definitely not bent.
People who can't read are never bent. (straight)
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This word is sometimes used in place of the words "No"(when rejecting someone) ,"I'm Good" or when describing someone or something as "okay".
Ex. 1
(using "no")
Guy: Hey, wanna have a good time?
Girl: You straight! *rolls eyes*
Ex. 2
(replacing "I'm good")
Bob: Hey! how're you?
Jim: I'm straight.
Ex. 3
(when describing something as okay)
Jill: How was the party?
Angela: It was straight.
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A (negative) label for people who are boring, typically used by the LGBTQ+ community to point out people they don't like. Though, it really wouldn't make sense to use it if you yourself are, indeed, straight. Unless you have decided to come to terms with the truth, of course.
"Everyone at this crummy family gathering radiates straight energy, can we hurry up and get out?"
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The People that can actually make children
That straight man and that straight woman can make da babies
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1. no thank you
2. heterosexual
1."Yo dawg, I'm straight
2. "Is he straight?"
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1.(adj.) A derogatory term used by homosexuals to counteract the incredibly annoying "that's so gay" / "you're such a fag" phenomenon.
2.(adj.) Heterosexual.
1. That ugly kid is sooo straight.
2. I don't swing that way...I'm straight.
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Son: I'm straight
Mom: How dare you! Disgusting child...
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