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Some one who is so annyoing/stupid/gay that there is no better word or chain of words to explain him/her by.
little girls under the age of 14 are nocturnal beebs.
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A condition that affects the female body.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.
sex vagina nocturnal awake
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when a female puts cat nip in her genitalia and lets a cat fondul with it
she just put it up there for the cat...I am always left out when my girl dos nocturnal cat nip
occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.
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Behavior often characterized in people with a summer break where the individual would start sleeping five o' clock in the morning and wake up two in the afternoon, because they simply and quite frankly don't give a damn.
Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.
Joe's (Summer Nocturnality Syndrome Patient) Typical Day:
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep
Repeat.
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your a bitch who sleep all day and shit and is awake all night being a dumb whore and a crackhead
Sadie : girl where the fuck you’ve been
Sophie : girl I’m a nocturnal ass bitch
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Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"