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A noodle is a dork of any kind. also known as chad geek nerd loser. They typically wear tighter jeans, a polo shirt with the collar up and a abercrombie hat. (most suburb kids)
" I can't believe what a noodle Todd is. Talk about a chad."
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When you poke your cock out the hole of your boxers thus allowing it to breath and receive fresh air.
I was just playing xbox live and noodling when my mom walked in, it was quite a shocker.
When no one is home i make sure to do a little noodling around the house.
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To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.
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two men rubbing limp dicks together
Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight
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In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.
Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.
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a straight male who has very gay tendencies, may also be termed a metro male. Noodles can generally be found in dance teams, cross country teams and cheerleading troops.
On occasion a Noodle may become aware of his tendencies and embrace them, evolving into a gay male. The evolution to a fully fledged gay may be stopped and the Noodle may go on to become a completely straight male with no homosexual traits if the said Noodle becomes aware of his acts and want to change.
Nb. Altho a Noodle may become either a Straight or Gay male, once he does in fact make the transition to one or the other he is never able to return to being a Noodle (see LAWS OF CUPBOARDS)
John: Dude did you just see that Noodle playing Ultimate Frizz... LOL... he may as well jump out of the Closet and conform to his mind.
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