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When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice
when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
Withhold information from media for reasons of state security (mainly British)
The press aren't a problem, a D-notice is in effect.
To give your friends and family plenty of notice prior to your arrival or a time your due to meet them
Chap1: Alright mate, can you give me a rough PTA your arriving in town?
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?
Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder
*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes
Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice
To notice something or make an observation
"it wasn't a complaint it was a noticment
Some Notice are fakes or unauthorized replicas of the real product ( search Star Trak by Pharrell then go to youtube and subcribe bEnJaMiN tRaN)
Some Notice bY bEjAmIn tRaN and AAron