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When screwing a girl from behind, wrap a towel around her head. Then, grabbing the "wings" of the towel, you pull yourself up so your dick is still inside of her but your knees are off the ground, and straighten you legs. You look like the flying nun. To take it a step further, when you cum, you should tell her she is a "bad habit". Warning: don't try with a skinny girl because she may not be able to support your full weight.
I picked up this girl from the bar, brought her home, and pulled the flying nun on her. Thank goodness she was a thick girl so she could support my weight!
A witty, new take on Deez nuts
Guy: "Hey, did you see them at the church?"
Recipient: "See who?"
Guy: "DEEZ NUNZ"
Deez Nuns can be used as a substitute for Deez nuts
Can be spelled ending with either an S or a Z
usually used in terms of someone who dosnt leave their house and eats beef currys any available chance usually everynight for dinner.usually found on a console of some sort or computer.
hey guys ridley is such a nun ni
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A poaser nun is also known as a sister. Poaser nuns can get married and wear regular chothes. Poaser nuns usually consist of a lesiban haircut , is usually fat , teaches catholic school and lastly they are huge bitches. Poaser nuns can get married because they need the dick.
Young catholic school kid : "Sister Ann why dont you wear a black veil"? Sister ann : " Because my child i am a poaser nun and i need dick"!
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The last swig from a bottle or can of beer, particularly when sufficient time has passed that the beer has become warm.
You're not going to drink that nun's piss, are you?
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The second most powerful being on earth . the Banshee Nun hovers around screaming a song that makes its victim bleed from every hole.
The Banshee Nun lives in a church and is formed when a nun dies a virgin
the most powerful being is Chuck Norris
OMG look there is a banshee nun outside the window
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