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When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.
I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.
An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.
After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.
A festive holiday drink comprised of the following:
1.5 oz Disaronno
1.5 oz Skrewball peanut butter whisky
1/2 fresh squeezed orange (sub orange bitters if available)
Hot water
Topped with whipped cream
Hoping to provide people a brighter side of 2020 regardless of how nutty it has been.
Hey Bri, looks like the snow is getting ready to come down, can you set us up with a couple of Sunny Nuttys to tie us over until I get this fire going.
When you cum in one of your girl’s nostrils and it comes out the other, effectively cleaning her sinuses.
I’ve been breathing great since Chet and Klyle each gave me a Nutty Pot
someone, usually female (often times it is hard to tell) who is fat and grossly obsessed with Twilight
Emily: Oh my god, did you see how Amanda freaked out when she saw the trailer for that New Moon movie?
Bria: Yeah, she's a total nutty madam!
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A christian who cares waaaay too much about their faith.
Son-"Fuck this."
Mother-"Honey, Jesus wouldn't say that. You should love everything in the name of god."
Son-"Shut up you nutty christian
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The new term for "friends with benefits".
Donald and I are nutty buddy's
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