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The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.
"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"
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An extremely talented and hard-working person on CNN. She hosts Starting Point in the morning and sometimes fills in for other CNN hosts at night like Anderson Cooper. In other words, she is extremely amazing. She is married to Bradley Raymond, director of some Disney movies like Lion King 1 1/2 and Pocahontas II.
Guy 1- Hey, were you watching Good Day New York this morning?
Guy 2- No way! Starting Point with Soledad O'Brien was on! I watch it everyday!
Guy 1- OMG! I know her! She filled in for Anderson Cooper for an entire week last August!
Guy 2- She's wonderful!
Guy 1- IKR!
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A Funny Albino Irish Roman Catholic Who iz Funnier Dan J Leno.
Did u C da Mini J Leno!? "LOL!"
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A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.
Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.
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Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.
Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.
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Conan O'Brien is the name of the man found in a golden box in 1690 under the rule of King Esophies.
Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.
see Goldwasser.
Conan O'Brien left his golden box, and outside the box, some Goldwassers.
"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"
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