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located in southeast michigan. easily one of the richest counties in the country. cities like Bloomfield Hills and Troy (where i'm from) are home to some of the most snobby people ever, where snobbyness is pretty much taught in the amazing public schools although most people would rather waste their money and send their kids to one of the many overpriced private schools. all of the gay kids here frequently say "oakland county - the real O.C." which is probably a true statement because the only thing we have more of than money is drama. we are all about drugs because we dont know what else to buy with the money our parents give us and finding a virgin in our high schools is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. oakland county is home to an amazing number of preps but also a growing number of emo kids who have no real problems other than not getting exactly what they want from their parents. i can only hope that the oakland county youth realizes someday that they are very fortunate and understand that life isn't like this everywhere else in the world.
I can't wait to get out of Oakland County and meet some normal people.
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A school that wishes it was bigger than it currently is. It has a really nice rec center and a decent D1 basketball team (for its league). The campus is dead after 5 p.m. on weekdays and the few that live on campus all go home on weekends. Overall, it's a pretty terrible college experience. The tuition is BARELY cheaper than University of Michigan, Michigan State, and other much better schools. It's a commuter school though, so you save money on housing! Yay!
I drive to Oakland University at 8. I eat crappy, overpriced Chartwell's food in the OC around 12 and struggle to find a seat. I go to a few more classes and go home. Dry, rinse, repeat.
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East Oakland- home of da homicide winnaz and da most skraperz in town. The spot where erryone grows sellz and smokez anythin dat getz u high azzah mutha.
"we from east oakland bitch so yuh bettah akryte in thiz mutha fucka"
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A Team that every player wants out of, or refuses to be a part of. Fans of the team are known as "Cholos" or "Homies"
Marcus Allen: Spent most of his Career with the Raiders, goes into the Hall of Fame as a Chief
Jerry Rice: Spent Some of Career with Oakland Raiders, retires a as a 49er
Rish Gannon: Retires after One Year as a Raider
Jerry Porter: Demands to be Traded
Ted Washington: Traded
Charles Woodson: Traded
I could go on and on
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same thing as central catholic:
- mostly a bunch of privileged white republicans who will never learn any better because they end up at all white colleges and surround themselves with like-minded people
- soccer moms
- filled with locals :o
- marry their cousins
- there are a handful of cool/chill people but for the most part just a bad crowd
"did you see that instagram post of the white girl on the mission trip?
'yeah she thinks she's fixing the whole world'
'she must be from oakland catholic'"
"that girl's spray tan got her lookin like a cheeto... she must be an oakland girl"
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The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.
"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"
Also: faders, raders. A team in the Oakland area, came to the American Football League, round 1950-60. Sucked so bad at one point that their senile, idiot of a general manager, al davis, had moved to LA, probably to stink that great city up. Well, they moved back to Oakland, to continue their tradition of losing horribly. that fatass john madden wanted to coach there. The fans seem like obvious freaks, so beware if your ever in a raders game, for you might get severely retared hanging around a rader fan. Made Randy Moss turn lazy and looked washed up. The only people to like the raders, well, the majority of them could fill a loony bin 10 times over. For Godssake, JaMarcus Russell is obviously smart enough to keep away from the raders as of now. Keep hangin on JaMarcus, somebody else is coming to rescue you! To sum it up, sucked doggy balls then, suck doggy balls now. oh and they're wannabe gangsters, couldn't even use the name "apple dumpling gang" cuz that'd sound too masculine to fit the raders. sorry if this is too long.
Antonio: y'know that sign in the philly eagles stadium wall that says "When we Recycle, everybody wins."?
Jerry: yeah? what does that gotta do with the oakland raiders?
Antonio: they mean:"when we recycle, everybody wins...... except the raiders!
to quote sportswriter Mike Freeman: "Oakland is making the Arizona Cardinals look like the New England Patriots."
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