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When you meet someone online...after romantic and sexual chat...the conjered feelings of sexual attraction and love occure..before ever meeting the person in the flesh...only to be smashed when meeting face to face.
Man I met this chick online 6 months ago...we were so hot and in love...then she flew out for the weekend and we met...it was all a cyber-obsession that i had created.
refreshing a web page every few seconds waiting for something new to appear. i.e. a new message.
Anthony - Hey you obsessive refreshing your myspace again?
Jeff - Yeah im waiting for a message from my friend to pop up.
A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
The term for one who eats so much it's unhumanlike . Typically one who is the most likeable person at parties , feasts etc.
My friend Colin pulled an obsessive eating at the party, it was fucking amazing.
lighter, nicer way to say stalk.
stalk
girl:are you stalking me?
guy: no no, i prefer the term obsessively shadow. it sounds nicer. =
1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.
2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.
3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame
4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:
1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...
2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!
3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..
4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
When male Mexican only gets off on Asian chicks (or guys). Depending on the person, he may eventually screw enough Asians (or never get any) that his condition worsens and starts speaking strange Asian-sounding words, such as: "Bing-bong-boy," "Chink," and "Konichiwa."
Efrain (MexiAsian Obsession victim): "¿Quieres mierda unos a otros de los sesos?" (Do you want to fuck each other's brains out?)
JapBoy:"Never with you limp dick."
Efrain: "醤油! 乳房ファック! Chink! Bing Bong Boy! 私は燃えるような同性愛者です!"
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