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National have premarital sex whenever your boyfriend wants day
Boyfriend: it’s sex time
You: no, don’t feel like it
Boyfriend: but it’s October 23
You: ugh, fine I guess so
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Worst Day Ever. On this day Mila Kunis attempted suicide, George Washington lost his first battle with the british, and this is the day that Alcoholism was presented as a disorder.
You born on October 23? Yea. Worst Day Ever.
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October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.
“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”
*funky chicken dancer hears*
Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude”
*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*
October 23 is the day my dudes
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Give Wesley head day. You must give all human males names Wesley head on this day.
Hey it’s October 23. Give Wesley head
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This is the youre chance to lick a random girl’s pussy
“Guy pulls girl,s pants Down” 👅✌️💦
And this is october 23
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“aye bro, imma get a girlfriend for october 23 because it’s national girlfriend day”
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