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Let’s have sex day on this day you can fuck anyone
Let’s fuck because it is October 26
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When a name that starts with the letter "L" should date a person with the beginning letter of "d"
"omg Logan it's October 26th ask out a girl who's name begins with the letter d"
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Only pussies are born on this day they have terrible hair, have a shit sleep schedule, and are the most unluckiest people ever.
October 26 is the most shit day to be born
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national kick a dick in the dick day
anna: *kicks jack in the dick*
jack: why did you do that?
anna: its october 26th
jack: mening?
anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day
national hug your crush day, full send no letdowns if thy say ewe say it was a dare FULL SEND
Tommy hay Susie is my crush and it is October 26 * hugs*
Susie aw *hugs*
Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.
Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.