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Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me
when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)
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Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.
Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick
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Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''
U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van
A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
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When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.
Hey John where is that quarterly report?
Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!
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When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!