Hooking off is when you hooking onto your neighbours internet without there concent.
jayden: hay brad! i did a search on my wireless router and found a new computer connected called Tom.
brad: hmm how long do you think he has been hooking off for?
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A very annoying mis-hap which usually occurs in the bathroom.
"Damn my fuckin robe fell "off the hook" again!"
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To get your jive on and go nuts. For example showing off your stuff at a dance-off.
*funky track kicks in*
Watch me bounce off da hook!
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Used to describe situations that are, "Mad pimpin," "Outrageous,""Preposterous," or just plain amazing.
Oh my fuckin gawd! That shit was off the MEAT HOOK!
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Mocking referral to busy cellusers
What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!
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MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that
GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH
WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS
BITCH
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