Omaha Old Market

The best place in all of Omaha! Restaraunts, thrift stores, artists, hippies, indie kids, street performers, etc.
If you come to Omaha, go there!

Me: Omaha fucking sucks.
Carlouse: I know, the Old Market and Sokol are the only cool things in Omaha.
(Omaha Old Market)

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Omaha Westside Highschool

Cockiest school in Omaha! Some of the people there are chill but they make stupid songs when they play their fierce rival Creighton Prep. They pull off some weird shenanigans including cutting grass into the shape of a penis on Creighton prep’s baseball field. They have even put semen into their own pastries and fed it to their teachers/peers!

Oh he’s friends with the kid that jizzed in the cupcake, he must go to Omaha Westside Highschool.

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Omaha Fudge Sickle

To freeze a male's human feces with a stick inserted to make a frozen pop sickle. The Fudge Sickle is then inserted into the female's mouth in the manner of felatio.

To then insert the same pop sickle into the female's anus is then called an Omaha Double Fudge.

If it has corn it in it is called a Cornhusker.

If you do it to a man its called a Callum Corn Thruster.

I wanted to do something special for our anniversary, so I took my girl uptown and gave her an Omaha Fudge Sickle.

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Omaha Skutt Highschool

Absolutely terrible at everything. According to them they’d beat any class a school. Mostly everyone there hella weird buh some of the girls are Ight.

You go to Omaha Skutt Highschool lmao.

omaha snow globe

Your girl takes your cum-filled rubber, stretches it out over her head and then blows it up by exhaling from her nose.

I blew my load then that crazy bitch yanked off my rubber and stuck it over her head and blew it up. Jizz dripping around the sides. It looked kinda like the Omaha snow globe i bought for my niece, except better.

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Omaha S'mores Slap

The Omaha S'mores Slap: During sex, take a shit, wipe your ass, then slap the toilet paper on her face. then it looks like a s'more:)

While I was fucking her, I took a shit and gave her an Omaha S'mores Slap

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Omaha, Nebraska

The city where they ride tractors to work and on Friday nights the teenagers play "spit-in-the-can"

"I am going on vacation to Omaha, Nebraska!"
"Bring a straw hat."

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