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A group including IBM, Apple and Sun Microsystem to create a cross-compatible distributed object standard. Later it simply stood for Oh My God.
Person 1: My parents work for IBM who is part of OMG.
Person 2: ?????
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The abbreviation for the genetic disease "Oversized Male Genitals", in which the genitals are both very long and very thick (commonly mistaken for "Oh my God!").
OMG sufferer: Dad I have something to tell you.
Father: OMG! You're gay!
OMG sufferer: No Dad... I have an OMG.
Father: I knew that you would get that from me.
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Means Oh My God usually used on chats and ond the internet
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When you break into someones house and they come home and you don't know what to say. Just say OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Then repeat it. Then all is good and you might even have a girlfriend/boyfriend because your so cool.
Person: "AYE WHAT YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?!"
You: "OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"
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OMG is the scaled down version of oh my god
OMG look what Sandham has done to the pie
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You're all wrong it means:
"OH MY GOTH!"
"OH MY GOTH!"
"Marilyn Manson is a corpse fucker!"
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oh my god. the most commonly used blasphemy in the world. sometimes you sound really stupid using it and other times it is quit appropriate. but mostly it helps fill space in an argument.
person 1 : i'm so fat.
person 2: OMG! you weigh 99 pounds get over it!
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