u got any connies?
we iz nobbin to birds with one connie
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Connieβs love everything and anything to do with Shrek. She constantly watches and rewatches the films, and is quoting them on a daily basis. She has a shrektastic personality and is super shrexy. If shrek wasnβt with princess fiona he would totally be with Connie π
Girl: Omg have you seen Connie?
Guy: Yes, she is soo shrexy
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Noun. A person who shoots bottle caps out of her pussy.
Verb. The act of shooting bottle caps out of ones pussy.
"Dude, she pulled a connie and nearly shot my eye out!"
"Whoa, She connie's like a pro."
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When you're a lightweight when it comes to alcohol and after knowing that you've been drinking, you think that you are more drunk than you actually are.
When you think or put on an act to show how drunk, or not drunk, you actually are and often can annoy your friends.
Example 1:
Girl 1: Have you seen Sara?
Girl 2: Yeah, she's absolutely Connied!
Girl 1: I know!
Girl 2: Bit annoying really, only had on Bacardi Breezer and a can of Fosters.
Example 2:
A girl that has only had, for instance, one can of beer and one Smirnoff Ice and she's already rolling around on the floor, and her friends are becoming annoyed.
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A type of meat, often eaten by demons.
βYesterday, I had a Conny.β
βWhatβs that?β
βA type of meatβ
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To be bald and awesome, at the same time!
"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.