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Cheap booze bought for foosball games
Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again
Foos Booze
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The Booze Elf is first and foremost...a rat bastard. He is solely and remorselessly responsible for any and all mishaps while you snooze in an angelic, alcohol induced slumber. Who leaves the TV on all night? Booze Elf. Who makes food and leaves the refrigerator door open? Booze Elf. Who parks the car in the neighbors’ prize rose garden? THE BOOZE ELF! There are no known photos of this nefarious Ne’er-do-well…only evidence of his puckish presence.
Damn it! looks like the Booze Elf pissed in the kitchen sink...again.
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Similar to a Hangover, Booze Poos is a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking. <sung to the tunes of Blues Clues> "Not Quite Booze and not quite poos, booze poos, booze poos".....
One should also note the slimey texture as its slides/slithers down the side of your toilet bowl...
"Dude, I just had the mad booze poos this morning <insert catchy booze poos jingle>"
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Alcohol that you store in a convenient location at the side of a road or out of public sight. This is done usually when you are told that you cannot bring your own alcohol onto a premises, and so you have to stash your remaining alcohol somewhere.
The intention is that when you leave the bar / club, you have a nice pick-me-up to keep you going well into the early hours.
The location can be marked with a stone, or the container itself contained under a bunch of stones.
Let's be honest... no-one is going to abandon good alcohol!
Guy 1: Shit! We're supposed to be at the bar, but I still have a fuck-load of alcohol to drink.
Guy 2: Fear not my friend! Grab some of them rocks over there and we'll plant some Road Booze for later!
1.When to much alcohol is consumed by a person or persons who cannot handle there liquor. Often leads to bad choices in life,usually things you will regret in the morning.
1.Johnny lost all his money gambling because of his booze brains.
2.That fucktard is going to drive home after all that beer,must be his booze brains kicking
3.Is that all your gonna do is drink every weekend,your gonna get booze brains you son of a bitch
taking drunk/high pictures on Photo Booth
Got ripped, took Photo Booze pictures
Large rectangular block of ice with pathes carved on the top and one end elevated so that shots of alcohol can be poured down to the waiting partier's open mouth.
Dude, did you do that tequila shot on the booze luge?
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