Covid

a mean name that the kids on 2030 will be calling the nerds.

f*ck off, Covid bish!

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Covid

Verb, can be used as a noun. Contained in one's home. Synonyms: house arrest, quarantining, isolation, probation.

Got caught with an ounce of green, now I'm covid. I have a huge pimple so I must go covid.

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covid

Stealthy and sly while also having a toxic personality. Misleading with an agenda. Manipulative.

Jenny is so covid, she gets Molly to follow her every move. She convinces everyone to give into her bullshit.

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Covidical

The time period you may have Covid19 germs all over everything after work before doing laundry and getting in the shower.

My clothes are so covidical, let alone my lips. Let me jump in the shower before you kiss me sunshine.

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covid

Fuck me daddy

pls covid

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Covided

covided
/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by dismiss from employment. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

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COVID

Once there was a man named COVID and he killed lots of people and put the world into lockdown

Me: is that COVID?
Person: RUN!

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