Random
Source Code
Random
Girlfriend: Honey, I just bought you a new xbox 360 for your birthday!
You: EGGS!!
Girlfriend: WTF?
You: Oh yeah, sorry. Thank you so much, this is excellent.
32👍 41👎
Now a somewhat old-fashioned, quaint and/or humorous word for a person, usually moderated with the evaluative 'good' or 'bad'.
The owners of that venue are such good eggs.
I don't trust him. The others are okay, but he's a bad egg.
19👍 22👎
A white person who thinks they are asian.
Ie: Egg; White on outside-Yellow on inside.
Stupid 'Otaku' People: Dude! I SO watched Inuyasha last night and I was all like! Woah! Dude! Kagome is SO KAWAII! XP
Ie: Stupid white kids who like to think they speak Japanese and are Asian because they know what 'kawaii' and 'baka' mean!
31👍 41👎
a rare one of a kind species found in the city of Half Moon Bay. This species is red in the face, very white, fat and round.
"HAHA its The Egg."
15👍 18👎
WHOOPS
LOOKS LIKE A DROPPED THE EGG KAREN
ILL HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A NEW ONE
BYE KAREN IM GOING TO THE EGG FARM TO BUY A CHICKEN AND WAIT FOR AN EGG
EGG EGG EGG EGG
whenever you’re at karen’s house but you hate her so you drop an egg and go buy a new one so you don’t have to be with her
make sure to leave quickly so she doesn’t ask to see your manager of eggs
36👍 51👎
the state of being incomprehensibly awkward
person: WUT???????
everyone: ur a literal egg
9👍 9👎
Egg - noun
It's what comes out of a chicken, and then a chicken comes out of it. But, sadly, no one knows which came first. Apparently, the word 'egg' is also used for white people who like asian people and their culture; according to some, it also means 'smelly fat Russian' ...
to Egg - verb
The action of throwing raw chicken eggs from one's balcony at taxis which are passing by, late at night. After the egg reaches the target, the Egger thrower of the egg ducks out of sight and spies on the confused/angered taxi driver as he steps out to examine the 'damage'. The ultimate goal of an Egger is to egg (hit) a taxi twice - once whilst it is in motion, and once more after the driver has gotten back in to his car after the 'examination'. However, a true Egger never throws an egg at cars other than taxis, nor at any person, even the taxi driver himself/herself.
Our eggs will block out the Sun!
It's Saturday night, and the Eggers remain silently poised on their balcony, anticipating the taxi driver's shock and bewilderment.
17👍 21👎