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When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.
One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"
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online radio program including such characters as the monkey in castlevania and general bob. the only remaining archive is available at doorknob.tk
morons today is hella tight word totally yeah awesome etc word hella word
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Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God
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1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"
"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"
"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"
"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"
*BIG LAUGHS*
"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"
"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."
"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"
"Your hella gay Orlando..."
2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"
"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"
"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"
*12:01 A.M.*
"Something....Right...Here!"
*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*
"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"
"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."
"........Daniella's a dude...."
"FUCK!!!"
3. *WHISTLES*
*WALKS INTO ROOM*
*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*
"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"
"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"
*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."
"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"
"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"
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1. Popular morning tv program on the NC network.
2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.
I can actually hear my brain cells humming the NBC Today theme music as they die.
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a Has been Metalcore band
They have an absolutely amazing Metalcore CD called "The Caitliff Choir" Probably one of the best Metalcore CD's ever made. However, after loosing thie lead singer, and replacing him with a newbie, they lost all cred. Thier new CD "Sirens" is trash... i bought it cause i loved the first CD, then threw it out.... one of the best bands i had ever heard... went to shit with just one CD... so much potential!! get ur other singer back!!!
kid 1 " It dies today is soo fucking dope! "
kid 2 " yeah but the new CD is garbage "
kid 1 " tru enough, but Caitliff is good enough to listen to 100 times over!! "
Kid 2 " i think ill just listen to bleeding through instead... they still rock"
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A common rant by internet users who bitch and whine about how today's music is 'shitty'. They fail to understand that everyone's music taste is different, and that it's another fashion. The phrase 'today's music' is commonly used by middle-aged people, but the younger generations also bitch and whine.
"I can't believe this is today's music! What happened to 80s music? Or (insert dead musician here)?! I can't stand this shit, even though I can just listen to my own music on youtube videos and download them, but I wanna bitch and whine because I'm old.
I can't believe a black man's president!!"
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