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No one on discord day is when no one is on discord this holiday is on december 13th
Wolfgang: Hey todays No one on discord day
Oda: Well darn
Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay
I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying
It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th
Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle
Having sex on the first day of college.
"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"
"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"
Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them
I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.
Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them
I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes