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Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.
Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser
Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.
Sarah did it with a loser she just met.
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Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.
I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!
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1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.
2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.
3. A hairy hump horror!
Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"
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The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.
Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?
Guy2- What?
Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?
Guy2- Ya
Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say
Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds
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I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
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an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.