ong-gawa

(oong-gah-wah) A word used as a noun, adjective, or verb to replace a noun, adjective, or verb you cannot think of at the moment. There are different variatons to use "ong-gawa" when describing or used in the past tense. Such as "ong-gawaed", or "Ong-gawa-ish."

"Bob you are looking very ong-gawa-ish today"

"Natasha I am so mad at you...ONG-GAWA you"

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Ong-Bak

To push, jostle, or shove with the elbow

"Give me a Cheeto before I have to Ong-Bak you."

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Ong's Disease

Ong's Disease (or Ong Disease) refers to an imagined condition in which the sufferer is referred to as having contracted Ong by coming into contact with (or close proximity) to a person considered to be a undesirable, unclean, odd, grubby or unusual.

Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.

Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.

You've got Ong.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.

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Audrey Ong

A girl that’s dated other girls, yet claims to be straight. She smells like fish. Literally

Do you see that girl over there? I heard she smells like Audrey Ong

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Rachel ong

fool, jerk, twit, nitwit, stupid, moron, kook, bonehead, dumbbell, dunce, blockhead, imbecile, ninny, tomfool, pinhead, ignoramus, simpleton, nincompoop, cretin, dimwit, muttonhead, dork, out to lunch

You as fuck As Rachel Ong

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Hill$ong

A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hellsing)

Hill$ong is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.

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alyssa ong

The coolest. Straight up. Cooler than a D.I.Y.A

Wowwwowowow im such an Alyssa Ong wowowoowo

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