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a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).
John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.
Mike: at least I have my orange juice...
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The vagina spray when Mother Tang ejaculates.
"I love my Orange Tang Juice early in the morning!"
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v. to jerk off
{This is a backronym. Juice oranges = J. O. = Jerk Off
I always juice oranges to sexy pornography.
22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.
"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"
Half Orange Juice, Half Vodka, Invented by Michael Scott
Michael: Jim! Try This! That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it Orange-vod-juice-ka
Jim: (Takes a Sip) Wow that is delicious. I can't believe no one's thought of this before.
Michael: I know!
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Half Orange Juice, Half Vodka.
I just drank an orange vod-juice-ka, it was delicious.
the best kind of juce there is. theoretically, anyway, because no one has tried it yet. it just sounds awesome.
Ali found a can of pine-orange banana juice concentrate in her freezer and immediately opened it and stuck it in hot water.
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