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The most random shit that no one would never think about unless said to them.
“Ayo you ever heard of orangutan pussy?”
“Who the fuck starts a convocation like that?”
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When a male is having intercourse with a partner, then forces said partner's face into their armpit until the partner vomits. The man then scrapes the vomit into a pie-plate and mixes with cream cheese, then forces his partner to eat it.
Guy 1: "Man, my girl's into some weird shit, and she wanted to try something new, so I didn't shower for like, three days, and I gave her an orangutan-cheesecake last night."
Guy 2: "Dude! That's fuckin' sick! Did she like it?"
Guy 1: " Nah, man.....nah..."
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when a girls tittys hang so low they bounce off there knees,
or when they have no tittys
That bitch gone have bruises on her knees from those orangutan tittys.
That bitch got orangutan tittys
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1. Orgy with lots of tan hairy people.
2. Orgy with orangutans.
1. Guy :" Can I participate in your orangutan orgy?" Other Guy: "Sorry, you need hair to cover at least 95% percent of your body. But I like your tan." Guy :" Dang...Thanks"
2. Zookeeper: "From now on we can only keep two orangutans in our exhibits, otherwise they have orangutan orgies all day.
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Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!
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An ugly whore
Betty is such a poontang orangutan
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Girl that thinks she's very attractive, but actually shows heavy resemblence to an animal, such as a monkey.
ex: orangutan, ape, chimpanzee looking people.
"why does she think she's so cool?"
"i don't know, she's really just a baby orangutan."
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