pondering the orb

A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.

I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*

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Orb XO

A Grown Ass Man That Lives With His Mommy And Works At Wendy’s , Also Is Subpar At Any Cod He Touches Like Seriously How Can You Be So Bad Stupid Fucking Loser.

Orb XO Came In My Baconator From Wendy’s.

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orbs of power

An incredibly impressive pair of breasts with the power to bring a viewer to their knees with tears of joy and gratitude. They must be natural and at least a C cup. The nipples must be of ideal proportions, and pointed slightly upwards. Finally, the breasts themselves must be uncannily spherical when the owner is standing at rest.

I had promised myself that this was it, I was finally going to break it off. That’s when she unleashed her orbs of power, and I was compelled to bury my face in them until I passed out.

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blue orb

an effective cpu cooling product of thermaltake

there are 3 versions of it:
1) blue orb I
2) blue orb II
3) blue orb fx

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Orb

A very shitty game

ORB Sucked, go buy HW2.

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pussy orbe

A sore developing on the neck flesh of a person infected with the black lung. Slightly resembles clay in color and texture. But only slightly.

"*cough* *cough* I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. Look, I'm developing pussy orbes."

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Orb me

Eat my large smelly dick

David Bowie asked, “can you orb me?”
“Zoey totally orbed him last night!”

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