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OS X

The world's best, most secure and fastest operating system. Made by the world's best computing company, Apple. Based on the rock-solid UNIX. Beats the crap out of Windows XP

PC User: "When was the last time your computer crashed?"
Me: "A long time ago, before i got Mac OS X"

by HSVCoupe June 10, 2004

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OS X

As of now, OS X is the latest release of the Mac OS. It is commonly used by less-educated people, generally people that are gullible enough to believe the lies and slander that Apple says in their desperation to sell Macs. Here's some real facts:

Speed: The G5 Processor (what OS X runs on) is what Apple claims to be the fastest processor in the world. They released several irrelevant and suspicious benchmark tests that supposedly "proved" that this was true. However, Apple's policy to lie about their performance still stands. ACTUAL benchmarks have proven that Mac OS X running on a G5 is not only NOT the fastest operating system in the world -- it's slower than a Dell Pentium running Windows NT 4! If you want proof about this, just conduct a google search for "Apple lies G5", and you'll see what I mean.

Security: Mac OS X (and previous versions of the Mac OS) have generally been virus-free. However, this proves nothing about Apple's capabilities of creating a secure operating system. Nobody bothers to write viruses for the Mac. Why would they? Over 90% of people that use computers use PC's running Windows. Virus writers want to infect the most amount of computers in the world, so they attack Windows instead. Nobody wants to infect a Mac because hardly anybody uses them.

Stability: Mac OS X has a FreeBSD/UNIX kernel (core). Having used BSD myself, I have to admit that it is a good, stable operating system. However, it's evident that Apple managed to cripple the BSD kernel before they used it to base OS X. I've used OS X myself and it crashes a lot more than my eMachines running Windows 2000.

Support: Ha! Apple's idea of support is a bunch of pages telling you how great all their products are. After filling out a form and submitting your problem, THEN you are told that you won't get a personal response. Thanks a lot, Apple.

Also, the fact that Mac's can now run Windows is pitiful. All Apple is saying is that their own capabilities of creating an operating system suck so badly that they have to make computers capable of running Windows. Mac users have been bashing Windows for years, and now they want to use it?

Thats pathetic...

Mac user: OS X is faster, more secure, more stable, and easier to get support for than any release of Windows.

Me: *Bursts into raucous laughter at the mac user's stupidity*

by Macinshit August 22, 2006

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Potato OS

An operating system that is considered to be so horrible (in terms of CPU and overall functionality) that it can be equated to a potato.

May also be used in the context of fault in internet connection, as well as the computer.

Nice Potato OS you have there, Jim; what does it run at - 1.5 GHz with FPS of up to 5?

by Drkmaster83 March 5, 2014

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OS X

Apple's Unix distribution. Properly utilizes a multicore CPU for the best multiprocessing experience, properly manages RAM and efficiently runs the machine, for as low as 4 hours to as much as 10 hours of continuous use on a MacBook, compared to 3 hours maximum on a Windows PC. Very difficult to obtain a virus, string, robust, reliable, and, if properly taken care of, can last well over a decade. It's worth it's price!

Guy: "Hey, can I try out OS X? I'm tired of Windows!

by Proud Apple User June 14, 2015

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Chrome OS

The worst thing created by humanity

Loser: DUDE! I just got the new Chromebook with Chrome OS
Correct Person: u fukin retard git windows m8 loser

by TheWorstPvperYT January 14, 2017

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booty os

the most lit cereal in the world

heyyy andrew you want some booty os

by grandpa gohan May 1, 2018

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Mac OS

any Macintosh operating system predating Mac OS 10.0 (OS X)

Apple betrayed us by abandoning the Mac OS

by deerdance January 23, 2009

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