The star of a kids cartoon show called Oswald and friends.
Look Oswald and Friends is on TV!
Our beloved lord and savior, who takes the form of an emoji with white gloves. A being of infinite power, only fearing the unseen
Yo have you prayed to oswald today?
yes of course i have dumbass
the stupidest name in existence
person 1: did you see that new kid
person 2: yeah I did
person 1: his name is Douglas Oscar Oswald
person 2:that's the dumbest name I've ever heard of