Own

A stupid word that teenage dumbasses put as a comment on every myspace picture I have no idea wtf they're talking about and i dont intend to find out

Comment 1: OMG U LOK SO HOT I TOTLY OWN THIS PIC

Comment 2: DAMN!!!! I OWN THIS PIC FER SUR

MY COMMENT: STFU YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS YOU LOOK HOT OR YOU LOOK UGLY

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Owns

1. The act of being superior to someone.
2. The act of winning a competitive event.

1. I own "Mary" when it comes to spelling.
2. I owned you at Unreal Tournament.

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own

If you can bury it in your backyard at any point in time, without facing criminal consequences, you officially own that object.

Dude, I completely own my dog.

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owned

Owned is when you get humiliated by someone.

man : i decided i love you and i wanna marry you more then anything.
women: nop, looser.
me: owned!

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Own

Own-
To utterly destroy someone's moral or pride.

Kid 1: Dude, when I asked my girlfriend to give me head she denied me.
Kid 2: Totally got owned man..

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owned

(v) To be outplayed, outfought, out-talked, etc. by another person, esp. one whom is considered your nemesis.

After the 2008 SuperBowl, Tom Brady is now owned by the Manning family. He is the Manning family's bitch.

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OWNED

To be DOMINATED in something! To consistently DOMINATE someone or to maintain POWER over someone or something! To be beaten badly! To be extremely embarrassed by someone! To be made a fool of by someone! If you and a friend played a basketball game and he outscored you by 75 points and beat you 85 to 10... he OWNED you! If you had a fight with an enemy and you pummeled him with 10 straight punches and knocked him out without him getting 1 hit in... you can say you OWNED him! If you and your friend played chess 20 times and you beat him 18 out of the 20 times you 2 played, you can pretty much say you OWN him! To be owned is to be badly beaten or dominated in something by someone!

Me and Omar had a looks contest and I owned him 30 votes to 5

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